Short post, but it needed to be said.
Vennifer.
"...in a hushed whisper like a golf announcer, 'The date has now started to hollow out every piece of bread from the basket and pile the rinds up on his bread plate like a squirrel collecting for harvest.' PS that really happened last night. Why does he do it? Because 80% of the calories from bread are in the crust." ~CB. Some things in life are too awesomely bad to not chronicle and share. This is a collection of them from my own adventures in dating.
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