"...in a hushed whisper like a golf announcer, 'The date has now started to hollow out every piece of bread from the basket and pile the rinds up on his bread plate like a squirrel collecting for harvest.' PS that really happened last night. Why does he do it? Because 80% of the calories from bread are in the crust." ~CB.
Some things in life are too awesomely bad to not chronicle and share. This is a collection of them from my own adventures in dating.
Thursday, January 24, 2013
This Happened Yesterday
Just in case anyone didn't believe I actually did it. I did. And he is still talking to me. It's never the ones you want who still talk to you. It's the ones who text you pictures of a peach rose. What. is. that.
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